Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Day

-10, J

Today is passing at a glacial pace and V and I are having trouble focusing.

+10, V

I feel a need to let you all know that this blog is


brace yourself




A LIE




You can take a moment to digest this disappointing information.

Let me explain: I'm currently only 9 years older than J. *pause for gasp* This blog will continue to be a lie for a few more months. I'll let you know when we're being truthful again.

Ricki Lake and Jef Probst have started their own shows and they're doing all this feel-good stuff. It's like they're trying to be Oprah...but without the free shit. It's nice but that's not going to last long.

X factor starts tonight. A few of the hosts recently came back from rehab -- looking forward to that.  We haven't really seen Brittney since the head-shaving episode...should be interesting. Chloe is supposed to be the host...whatever.

VampD, Oct 11 (LESS THAN ONE MONTH AWAY), so excited. SO.EXCITED.

My weekends have been pretty boring. My sister is now living with me and we seem to drink a lot and re-arrange furniture.

We are also in constant competition about who can get the highest Bejewelled Blitz score. That jerk just called to say that she beat my high score from last night.