The Vow

+10, V

Ben picked friggin Courtney and whoever made this video is my hero.

Also, I'm on a health kick to prep for my trip -- already lost 4lbs (my goal is 10).

We have a long weekend coming up so everyone around the office is generally in a great mood -- who doesn't love extra time off?

-10, J

Saw "The Vow" last night.

Don't waste your time going to see it (believe me, I'm as disappointed about this as you are).

You know what freaks me out? Seeing doppelgangers of people that you haven't see in a while.

+10, V

There have been a few celebrity deaths since I last blogged about celebrity deaths. I've been telling everyone around the office.

-10, J

(she literally has yelled it to anyone within earshot)

+10, V

Soooooo, Whitney was a shocker. I remember exactly where I was when I found out about MJ and I'll remember exactly where I was when I found out about Whitney: on my way to get a sandwich at Tim Hortons.

Oh, did I tell you already? remember that boy that I made out with ... Well I wasn't going to blog about this part but then I realized it was too good to leav out. 

Well, in the moment of seduction, I guess he thought it was sexy to rub his half swollen member against my knee.  Yes, of course this will get you to be able to spend the night.  Seriously??? I almost burst out laughing but I am not one to hurt someones feelings and make them feel like less of a man unless they really deserve it.  I have to say it was a good try.  I really hope he is having fun in Hawaii.

There... I feel better now that I got that off my chest!