+10, V
Let's just say that after the first love scene I needed a drink and a smoke.
When reading in front of my nephews I felt...dirty. Couldn't do it.
I read for 3 hours straight -- and am 90 pages away from being done book 1.
I think I'm in love with Mr. Grey...minus all the S&M stuff. I feel like all men should read it because woman are looking for his personality, confidence and masculinity...he's a man. He's just a bit of a control freak and is into S&M.
I guess I could imagine why she tries out the red room of pain. In my lifetime I have lusted over one man probably the same way that she lusts after him. But I never even made out with my guy. Now he's married with a kid and is apparently a slob.
When he smiled I'd need a drink, and to sit down.
Has any woman ever slept with the guy that makes her THAT crazy? Really??
This is some dirty shit. Like dirty.
I've experienced some dirty things in my life and I still have a hard time talking about all this erotic shit.
-10, J
Never read 'em.
Oh boy, now the co-workers are getting into it...I'm one of 3 in my department that hasn't started the series.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Monday, July 16, 2012
Arnold (the Jewish) Schwarzenegger
+10, V
So, basically what happened was my sisters made me go to the bar around MIDNIGHT (I wasn't keen on the idea, because this is already 3 hours past my bedtime).
We walked there and got a drink and people-watched the 30ish people that were in the bar.
A v-neck-wearing kid (age: 25) comes up to us and starts chatting. He broke up with his g/f 6 months ago and he was heartbroken. I felt the need to give him some sage advice -- namely that it would probably take a year to get over her.
I could tell that he was getting pretty drunk and he sort of wandered off.
We sat down at a table and there was an East Indain guy (that I know) sitting with us. V-neck kid (who was sitting beside me at the time) turned towards me and said "I'm a little bit racist, shouldn't that guy be bombing soemthing?" He then paused and said "I'm a Jew". I turned to him and said "Actually, he's really nice and I know him"
V-neck kid was really drunk, I could tell -- he's probably really nice...didn't seem like he was used to being as drunk as he was.
V-neck kid then looked at me and said "I can tell that I've offended you...this is a bit of an awkward moment. I'm going to go mingle for a while. I'll be back...you know...'cause my name's Arnold. get it?"
I was polite and smiled and then turned to my sister and we were like "wtf, did this just happen??"
Then v-neck kid comes back and he told me that he sells farm equipment and makes $42K/year. He wants to buy a house and a car. He talked about wanting to go visit his 40-something sister who has kids that are "bastards".
Thank god that 'last call' came at that moment and the lights came on. We said our goodbyes but not before good 'ol Arnold asked for a hug. He also guessed that I was 23.
LOVE HIM.
My sister was ticked because she's younger than me but people always assume that I'm younger. BOO YAH.
-10, J
Cabin weekends are my favourite.
24 of beer
26 of vodka
4 lime-aids from concentrate
= 10L of fun
So, basically what happened was my sisters made me go to the bar around MIDNIGHT (I wasn't keen on the idea, because this is already 3 hours past my bedtime).
We walked there and got a drink and people-watched the 30ish people that were in the bar.
A v-neck-wearing kid (age: 25) comes up to us and starts chatting. He broke up with his g/f 6 months ago and he was heartbroken. I felt the need to give him some sage advice -- namely that it would probably take a year to get over her.
I could tell that he was getting pretty drunk and he sort of wandered off.
We sat down at a table and there was an East Indain guy (that I know) sitting with us. V-neck kid (who was sitting beside me at the time) turned towards me and said "I'm a little bit racist, shouldn't that guy be bombing soemthing?" He then paused and said "I'm a Jew". I turned to him and said "Actually, he's really nice and I know him"
V-neck kid was really drunk, I could tell -- he's probably really nice...didn't seem like he was used to being as drunk as he was.
V-neck kid then looked at me and said "I can tell that I've offended you...this is a bit of an awkward moment. I'm going to go mingle for a while. I'll be back...you know...'cause my name's Arnold. get it?"
I was polite and smiled and then turned to my sister and we were like "wtf, did this just happen??"
Then v-neck kid comes back and he told me that he sells farm equipment and makes $42K/year. He wants to buy a house and a car. He talked about wanting to go visit his 40-something sister who has kids that are "bastards".
Thank god that 'last call' came at that moment and the lights came on. We said our goodbyes but not before good 'ol Arnold asked for a hug. He also guessed that I was 23.
LOVE HIM.
My sister was ticked because she's younger than me but people always assume that I'm younger. BOO YAH.
-10, J
Cabin weekends are my favourite.
24 of beer
26 of vodka
4 lime-aids from concentrate
= 10L of fun
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Pipeliner Boyfriend
+10, V
He started with lame pick-up lines like:
"you need a diamond in that ring"
"don't overthink it, just come to my room"
"you're overthinking it"
"I got screwed over by girls my own age so I'm looking for someone who's older and classy"
FAIL
He's the same age as -10, so that's crazy. BUT he makes $26K/MONTH. Which is even more crazy.
He bought me a "nice shooter" called a "lemon drop" which teaches you to never trust a pipeliner.
After all this he started getting possessive.
He came up to my table when I was talking to an old friend, and he immediatly introduced himself and gave my friend the staredown.
I introduced the two right away (it's my friend's husband). He then texted me from inside the bar to get a shooter (I declined).
Then he came and sat with me and the old friend/friend's husband where he again tried to get me to come back to his hotel room and again he told me that I was over thinking it.
I explained that it wasn't him (he was concerned about me not liking his body type) but that it was my morals that were preventing me from sleeping with him.
He texted at 3am saying: "hey"
I never responded.
SOOOOOOO super excited to see him again this weekend!
woot woot
-10, J
Yeah, I can't top that.
He started with lame pick-up lines like:
"you need a diamond in that ring"
"don't overthink it, just come to my room"
"you're overthinking it"
"I got screwed over by girls my own age so I'm looking for someone who's older and classy"
FAIL
He's the same age as -10, so that's crazy. BUT he makes $26K/MONTH. Which is even more crazy.
He bought me a "nice shooter" called a "lemon drop" which teaches you to never trust a pipeliner.
After all this he started getting possessive.
He came up to my table when I was talking to an old friend, and he immediatly introduced himself and gave my friend the staredown.
I introduced the two right away (it's my friend's husband). He then texted me from inside the bar to get a shooter (I declined).
Then he came and sat with me and the old friend/friend's husband where he again tried to get me to come back to his hotel room and again he told me that I was over thinking it.
I explained that it wasn't him (he was concerned about me not liking his body type) but that it was my morals that were preventing me from sleeping with him.
He texted at 3am saying: "hey"
I never responded.
SOOOOOOO super excited to see him again this weekend!
woot woot
-10, J
Yeah, I can't top that.
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
MARRY ME, CHANNING!
-10, J
I'm as surprised as you are that I saw MAGIC MIKE before V did.
CBC's film critic had given the movie a much more favourable review than I expected and the plot actually had serious points, V said (and I agree) that the movie didn't glamorize the lifestyle.
No doubt about it, Channing's dancing is hot.
+10, V
As I posted on my facebook:
ALL GIRLS SHOULD GO SEE THIS MOVIE.
Seriously hot shit on that screen. When Channing came out in that vest...doing his "fresh" routine...AHHHHH.
Best part: Police Costumes.
Channing: "Do you have something sharp that might stick me?"
Scared Woman: "No"
Channing: "Well I do"
Here's a pic of me and my boyfriend, Channing:
love it.
I'm as surprised as you are that I saw MAGIC MIKE before V did.
CBC's film critic had given the movie a much more favourable review than I expected and the plot actually had serious points, V said (and I agree) that the movie didn't glamorize the lifestyle.
No doubt about it, Channing's dancing is hot.
+10, V
As I posted on my facebook:
ALL GIRLS SHOULD GO SEE THIS MOVIE.
Seriously hot shit on that screen. When Channing came out in that vest...doing his "fresh" routine...AHHHHH.
Best part: Police Costumes.
Channing: "Do you have something sharp that might stick me?"
Scared Woman: "No"
Channing: "Well I do"
Here's a pic of me and my boyfriend, Channing:
Friday, June 29, 2012
Shout Out to Johnny Mac
Shout Out to:
Johnny Mac
Thanks for enacting the BNA in one of the best months of the entire year having a July long weekend is the best.
This guy:
Gambled (rather successfully)
Unsuccessfully crowd surfed after winning his first election victory
Drank excessively
Married his first cousin
+10, V
Back to the Bachelorette. My love is torn. I was first in love with Arie but now I'm also sort of in love with Jef and Sean. Emily has a really tough decision.
OH YEAH
going to the Justin Bieber concert in October.
on the floor
October 18
It's ok, though, I'm chaperoning some teenage girls (I just hope I don't cry more than them...or get kicked off of the stage...).
Going to my hometown for the weekend -- big news around town: Pipeliners are back for the summer (here's hoping I get me some dirty construction worker soooooon).
Which is worse? Pipeliners or Carnies? which, obviously reminds me that carnival season is upon us. BRING ON THE FREE FARRIS WHEEL RIDES you dirty carnies.
omb MAGIC MIKE comes out today. I'm going out with a bunch of girls on tuesday. gonna be c-raaaaazy. I don't think there's going to be a single unsatisfied girl this entire weekend -- next stop: VEGAS to see Joey Lawrence as a chippendale.
Difference a Decade Makes: -10, J has no idea what "blossom" is.
#holla
-10, J
Long.weekend.
Off to the beach and going to see fireworks.
Bachelorette is sort of annoying -- "uh, Emily -- I need to talk to you for a minute" YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROSE CEREMONY, COME ON.
You know what I like? long distance calls with friends. Phone's are used less and less as actual phones and I miss that.
Happy Summer!
Back to the Bachelorette. My love is torn. I was first in love with Arie but now I'm also sort of in love with Jef and Sean. Emily has a really tough decision.
OH YEAH
going to the Justin Bieber concert in October.
on the floor
October 18
It's ok, though, I'm chaperoning some teenage girls (I just hope I don't cry more than them...or get kicked off of the stage...).
Going to my hometown for the weekend -- big news around town: Pipeliners are back for the summer (here's hoping I get me some dirty construction worker soooooon).
Which is worse? Pipeliners or Carnies? which, obviously reminds me that carnival season is upon us. BRING ON THE FREE FARRIS WHEEL RIDES you dirty carnies.
omb MAGIC MIKE comes out today. I'm going out with a bunch of girls on tuesday. gonna be c-raaaaazy. I don't think there's going to be a single unsatisfied girl this entire weekend -- next stop: VEGAS to see Joey Lawrence as a chippendale.
Difference a Decade Makes: -10, J has no idea what "blossom" is.
#holla
-10, J
Long.weekend.
Off to the beach and going to see fireworks.
Bachelorette is sort of annoying -- "uh, Emily -- I need to talk to you for a minute" YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROSE CEREMONY, COME ON.
You know what I like? long distance calls with friends. Phone's are used less and less as actual phones and I miss that.
Happy Summer!
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
J went away on business for what was supposed to be a few weeks but ended up being a few months.
V is busy with work.
Our chances of meeting Ellen are getting further out of reach with each passing day. It’s sad.
-10, J
So much to say…so much to say.
V thought she had something with a guy from her past. She happened to mention it to me in an attempt at casual conversation (but was really like dropping a bomb). Things didn’t work out the way she might have liked. Some people are just better when both of you have a drink in hand.
I’ve learned that when I have to do laundry I end up digging deep in my closet for the less comfortable and more formal wardrobe options – this gets noticed around the office. Enough to make me actually do my laundry HOWEVER, I really don’t like drying my clothes in the dryer and humid conditions don’t work well for air drying clothes. We’re going on day 2 of formal and less-comfortable clothing.
The weather is fantastic. I love not winter.
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