Pipeliner Boyfriend

+10, V

He started with lame pick-up lines like:

"you need a diamond in that ring"

"don't overthink it, just come to my room"

"you're overthinking it"

"I got screwed over by girls my own age so I'm looking for someone who's older and classy"

FAIL

He's the same age as -10, so that's crazy. BUT he makes $26K/MONTH. Which is even more crazy.

He bought me a "nice shooter" called a "lemon drop" which teaches you to never trust a pipeliner.

After all this he started getting possessive.

He came up to my table when I was talking to an old friend, and he immediatly introduced himself and gave my friend the staredown.

I introduced the two right away (it's my friend's husband). He then texted me from inside the bar to get a shooter (I declined).

Then he came and sat with me and the old friend/friend's husband where he again tried to get me to come back to his hotel room and again he told me that I was over thinking it.

I explained that it wasn't him (he was concerned about me not liking his body type) but that it was my morals that were preventing me from sleeping with him.

He texted at 3am saying: "hey"

I never responded.

SOOOOOOO super excited to see him again this weekend!

woot woot


-10, J

Yeah, I can't top that.