Shout Out to Johnny Mac

Shout Out to:

Johnny Mac

Thanks for enacting the BNA in one of the best months of the entire year having a July long weekend is the best.

This guy:

Gambled (rather successfully)
Unsuccessfully crowd surfed after winning his first election victory
Drank excessively
Married his first cousin

 +10, V

Back to the Bachelorette. My love is torn. I was first in love with Arie but now I'm also sort of in love with Jef and Sean. Emily has a really tough decision.

OH YEAH

going to the Justin Bieber concert in October.

on the floor

October 18

It's ok, though, I'm chaperoning some teenage girls (I just hope I don't cry more than them...or get kicked off of the stage...).

Going to my hometown for the weekend -- big news around town: Pipeliners are back for the summer (here's hoping I get me some dirty construction worker soooooon).

Which is worse? Pipeliners or Carnies? which, obviously reminds me that carnival season is upon us. BRING ON THE FREE FARRIS WHEEL RIDES you dirty carnies.

omb MAGIC MIKE comes out today. I'm going out with a bunch of girls on tuesday. gonna be c-raaaaazy. I don't think there's going to be a single unsatisfied girl this entire weekend -- next stop: VEGAS to see Joey Lawrence as a chippendale.

Difference a Decade Makes: -10, J has no idea what "blossom" is.

#holla


-10, J

Long.weekend.

Off to the beach and going to see fireworks.

Bachelorette is sort of annoying -- "uh, Emily -- I need to talk to you for a minute" YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROSE CEREMONY, COME ON.

You know what I like? long distance calls with friends. Phone's are used less and less as actual phones and I miss that.

Happy Summer!

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

J went away on business for what was supposed to be a few weeks but ended up being a few months.

V is busy with work.

Our chances of meeting Ellen are getting further out of reach with each passing day. It’s sad.

-10, J

So much to say…so much to say.

V thought she had something with a guy from her past. She happened to mention it to me in an attempt at casual conversation (but was really like dropping a bomb). Things didn’t work out the way she might have liked. Some people are just better when both of you have a drink in hand.

I’ve learned that when I have to do laundry I end up digging deep in my closet for the less comfortable and more formal wardrobe options – this gets noticed around the office.  Enough to make me actually do my laundry HOWEVER, I really don’t like drying my clothes in the dryer and humid conditions don’t work well for air drying clothes. We’re going on day 2 of formal and less-comfortable clothing.

The weather is fantastic. I love not winter.

to use if e-mailing someone annoying

-10, J

V was just on her free vacation -- I haven't heard about it yet, but my guess is that it was pretty awesome.

On the topic of awesome things, here is something that you should use if you have to e-mail someone that's annoying:

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

(let's be clear: the method described at the above link is not used in whole or in part in this blog)

#

-10, J

Texts I got last night included the following phrases:

• #winning #fridaysrock
• Challenge Accepted
• Let's get married

Drunk texts are one of my favourite things. 

+10, V

This week I got my hair 'did. It took 3 hours. Totally worth it. SO MANY people love it, because it's super hot and it is so ready for Cancun!  I cannot believe I am leaving on the 17th.  I also now got a pedicure and a shallac manicure.

Who is watching the Bachelor finale tonight???? I hate you Courtney!


-10, J

Just wanted to check: If someone tells you that what you're wearing looks "really comfortable" that means I look like a slob, right?

GUESS WHO'S DEAD

+10, V

Do you know "The Monkees"? Davy Jones?

DEAD

AND EVEN WORSE... SNOOKIE IS PREGNANT!

-10, J

I may have heard that a band called "the monkees" existed. maybe.

V's been singing the same line from one of their songs "heeeey we're the monkey's" all morning as she spreads the word around our office. It's something like a mission for her to share.

I've heard of Snookie before, but never watched "the Shore". Office reaction so far has been "well, it was only a matter of time" and "that poor child".

+10, V

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE AWESOME -- I'll let you guess why.

Hey Girl

-10, J

V just spent about...10 minutes (that's a conservative guess) at my desk looking over this site. Here are our favourites.

+10, V

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to whoever made this site.

I love you

(for real)